Thursday, June 30, 2022

Tina Turner is Liquid Sex

 A short story from my future anthology of my short stories and poetry.

 

TINA TURNER IS LIQUID SEX

 “MUM?” Whenever Jennifer turns that one syllable word into four, Stephanie knows whatever comes next, she doesn’t want to hear. The last time her daughter did it, the next sentence tumbling out was, “I’ve been kicked out of school.”

That time, Stephanie had been relieved to learn it was for leading a demonstration against under-funding of school sports. School can’t be an issue. Jennifer graduated two weeks before.

“I know why Tina Turned is liquid sex.” She pops a can of coke.

“Shit!” My daughter has lost her virginity, Stephanie thinks. For a minute she hopes she’s wrong. A glance at Jennifer’s face makes her file the idea under Wishes Impossible.

As one, mother and daughter sink into the hall carpet, their backs to their opposite bedroom doors. Marks on the wallpaper record where their heads have rested so often that Jennifer has renamed the hall, “The Conference Room.”

The grandfather clock chimes 10:00 p.m. Stephanie, tired from a too-long day in court, wants to say, “Just once can’t we hold a major conversation before 10 p.m.?”

She doesn’t.

It’s this particular conversation, she doesn’t want to have. Jennifer reaches up to close her bedroom door, hiding the chaos inside.

Stephanie isn’t thinking about dust balls, larger than the cat, under the bed. She imagines her daughter on the bed, her face washed in passion. The image fades, replaced with flashbacks: Jen’s head pops up over the bumper guard in her crib; Jen at three scooching down to look at a toad during an evening walk in the neighborhood; Jen as Cinderella in a school play.

Memories melt into the present. “Be cool,” Stephanie tells herself — she wants her little girl back.

Fresh from showers, the two women wear oversized T-shirts. Jennifer’s came from a local concert she’d gone to with David. Stephanie’s T-shirt reads, “When I’m old, I’ll wear more purple.” It’s purple, a gift from Barbara, the same friend who had sat in Stephanie’s kitchen six years before holding a conversation that elephant-memory Jennifer just referred to. Once again Jen has tested Stephanie’s resolve to be better mother than her own.

“You aren’t saying anything,” Jennifer crosses her legs Indian style and pushes her long hair, still damp from the shower, out of her eyes.

“We’re not talking about a real Tina Turner concert are we?” Stephanie asks.

Jennifer blushes. “No, well yes, in a way.” The one you and Barbara went to. When I was 12.”

Stephanie remembers her college chum’s visit. They’d sat in her kitchen, a bottle of Pinot Noir and several cheeses between them on the oak table salvaged from Goodwill.

Barbara had come for a conference. To thank Stephanie for saving her from a hotel, she produced two Tina Turner concert tickets.

“Admit it, you came for the concert, not the conference.” Stephanie has cut a piece of Roquefort and put it on a piece of her home-made, three-grain bread.

Barbara did her shrug, the one Stephanie knew said, “You caught me. Tina’s incredible. I can’t believe the energy. Two hours and she never stopped moving.”

“And she’s older than we are,” Stephanie had said.

“That woman is liquid sex,” Barbara bit a piece of bread spread thickly with Boursin.” She picked up her glass. “Love red wine with that cheese.”

Jennifer sat in a chair in the family room part of the kitchen. Closing her book, Blubber which she was reading for the fourth time, asked, “Why is Tina Turner like liquid sex?”

“Ooops. Didn’t know she was around,” Barbara had said. She wasn’t the type to mouth clichés about big ears and little pitchers. Neither was Stephanie, but her mother would have said that.

“Don’t worry Barb,” Stephanie said. “Jen, we’ll discuss when you become sexually active. Stephanie had forgotten the conversation — until now.

The phone rings.

“Let the machine pick it up, Please, “Jennifer says when she sees it’s her grandmother.

The recording says, “Meow. This is Caramel. My owners can’t come to the phone ‘cause they are doing dumb people things. Leave a message and I’ll say you called. Tell them to give me catnip.”

Jennifer, bored with the normal, “No one can come to the phone …” had recorded the message a week ago.

“Hello Jennifer. Tell your mother that that is not a proper message for an attorney. Call Granny when you can. I want to take you shopping, Saturday. Oh, and Jennifer. Tell your mother that it is not a proper message for an attorney. Call Grammy back.”

Stephanie tenses, disliking herself for once again letting her mother get to her. Instead, she says, “I assume it was David.”

“Of course.” Jennifer looks at her mother sideways. “Last night.”

Caramel ambles over placing himself between mother and daughter. Jennifer scoops him up. Purrs barely drown out Stephanie’s racing heart.

Stephanie thinks how as she’d eaten dinner with her date, her daughter’s hymen was disappearing. Floating in her brain is the annoyance that when her date had propositioned her, she’d said, “Let’s not rush it.” Mother and daughter had started dating the men the same day. Her daughter had rushed it.

“This morning, you asked me if I got lucky.” Stephanie reaches for the Coke and takes a long swig. “I wish I’d said, no, did you?”

Jennifer looks at the cat. “David was worried, you’d come home and find us.”

Stephanie’s eyes drift toward Jennifer’s room where it happened. She wonders why she feels so uncomfortable.

Hasn’t she spent all of Jen’s life trying to develop an honest relationship?” Then when Jen comes to her the way she always wanted, all she wants to do is to cover her ears and say, “Stay my little girl.”

Jennifer stretches and turns. She lays on the rug, putting her head in her mother’s lap. The cat curls up in the hollow of Jennifer’s tummy, reminding Stephanie of her daughter in a sleeping bag in a corner of the classroom, where Stephanie plodded toward her law degree. Jennifer takes the Coke from her mother. “I told him you’d be cool. He asked what I’d thought you’d say.”

Just yesterday, Stephanie  had told her secretary how much she liked David. That was before he deflowered her daughter. Deflowered?

She pictures him sprawled on their worn couch saying how he wanted to open a clinic in his old neighborhood after med school. His idealism reminds Stephanie of Jen’s father. A bomb in Vietnam had put an end to his idealism.

“What did you say?”

“I said you’d ask if we practiced safe sex?”

“Did you?”

“Of course. I borrowed a condom from your dresser. Safe from babies, safe from AIDS.”

“Good.” Stephanie pictures her daughter at five in a hospital bed after the car accident that made her a widow for the second time The image is replaced by Jen starting first grade still on crutches.

She sees the two of them writing down Jen’s rules each fall for the new school year. “If you’ve done something wrong, tell your mother before she finds out.” Sometimes Stephanie thought that one was a mistake, because Jen felt she could really mess up then confess.

The rules were posted on Jen’s bedroom door, provoking a number of clucks from Stephanie’s mother, who also clucked at the worn furniture, Stephanie’s insistence of getting her J.D., at Jennifer’s unshined shoes — almost everything Stephanie did or didn't do.

Stephanie’s earned her mother’s contempt because she never stayed home as a “proper mother” should.

“I’m teaching my daughter how to survive in the world,” Stephanie had hollered at her mother one night.

“Spend the energy in finding another husband, “her mother had said.

She and her mother will never agree. No common ground exists between them.

“There’s no common ground between her and her secretary either. She’d found Maureen in the ladies room, her head on the sink, dissolved in tears.

“What’s wrong?” She scooped Maureen into her arms.

“I found birth control pills in Mary-Catherine’s school bag.” Mary-Catherine is Maureen’s 15-year-old daughter.

“At least you don’t have to worry about her being pregnant.”

“It’s a sin to practice birth control,” Maureen had said.

Stephanie didn’t know what to say.

“Mum?” Jennifer’s voice brings Stephanie back. “You unhappy?”

“No honey, I’m not.” Stephanie strokes Jen’s damp head resting on her lap.

“You always told me to make my first time worthwhile? I did.”

Stephanie laughs. “I’m thinking of my best friend in high school.”

“Claire?”

“Yes. In my day, the idea was only bad girls had sex before marriage, but she was too in love to wait. Anyway, her mother noticed her period was late. Claire confessed all. Her mother took her to the doctor, but Claire wasn’t pregnant.”

“What’s funny in that’”

“On the way home, Claire’s mother said to her. “'Oh Dear.’ She started a lot of sentences with ‘oh dear.’ Then she said, ‘I suppose now you’ve done it once, you’ll want to keep doing it.”

“That’s neat. What year?”

“Nineteen fifty-nine.”

“What would Grammy have done?”

“She talked a lot about keeping a boy’s respect. Translation: Don’t do it. But when I was about to marry your father she told me, if he respected me, he wouldn’t want to do it very often.” Stephanie pushes Jen’s head off her lap and stretches.

“Did Daddy respect you?”

“Thank goodness no. And neither did your stepfather.”

“I want to keep doing it. I don’t want David’s respect like that.”

“I want what you want.” She means it more than any thing she’s ever told her daughter. “And if David wants to stay over, it’s okay.”

Standing, they hug. Jennifer is a good five inches taller than her mother. “I’m going to bed. Early shift tomorrow.” She works as a guard at the Holiday Inn pool.

Stephanie can’t swim.

“I took your last condom. I’ll replace it tomorrow. Her bedroom door click shut, almost a whisper.

Stephanie looks at her closed door before going across the hall to her own room. She feels very old, but it’s all right. As she falls asleep she hears Tina Turner singing “Simply the Best" from Jen’s room.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

The Coat Hanger Trick

 From Coat Hangars and Knitting Needles. Women living in New England  in the late 1800s and early 1900s speak about abortion.


         A Victorian Woman Speaks 


 

 

If she used the knitting needle method,

did she and her friends shove it up their vaginas themselves?

 

 

My grandmother, Florence Stockbridge Sargent (or Dar to everyone who knew her), was the perfect Victorian lady. Even in the early 1960s she would never leave the house without her hat, gloves and corset.

I couldn’t imagine her having sex, and that is not a grandchild’s lack of imagination. She bragged that her late husband had never seen her naked, but they must have had sex at least three times because she had three children.

She often repeated the story of helping at the birth of her nephew, Lawrence. Her sister-inlaw was in agony.

“You are next, Mrs. Sargent,” the doctor was reported to have said.

“Not until I forget tonight,” my grandmother claims to have replied.

She must have forgotten. My Uncle Gordon was born in 1910, his sister Lois in 1915. Lois died during her first year in my grandmother’s arms, cause unknown, but she had “failed to flourish,” an often-used term to describe babies that do not seem to accept nourishment.

My mother was the replacement child born in 1917.

Anxious to preserve my purity, my grandmother cautioned me on keeping the proper distance from a boy on the dance floor. After I had dated my future husband for several months while a sophomore in high school, she asked if he’d ever kissed me. When I nodded, she asked,

“On the mouth?”

I did not go into French kissing or our petting sessions in his 1950 green Chevrolet.

My imagination was boggled a couple of years later when we were discussing the small number of children her friends had. They were all wives in middle-class Massachusetts and were the essence of the cliché prim and proper. They could star in a period drama of their time.

Trying to think of them having a sex life is hard. My grandfather was an engineer and gruff. He could have taught dogs how to bark at strangers, yet never did a spring go by where he did not pick one endangered-species lady slipper from the land behind their house and give it to his wife.

His law-abiding ways were put aside to bring her the pleasure of her favorite flower.

Had my grandparents and their friends practiced abstinence?

It was not something I could have ever asked. I didn’t have to. Dar voluntarily said that the families were small because her friends used the “knitting needle” trick.

[This was 1965. Griswold v. Connecticut had just been passed so as a married woman (I was 23) I could legally buy birth control for the first time since the Comstock Laws were passed in 1873.]

I sat there stunned, not sure that I understood what my grandmother was saying. Once I processed the information, so many thoughts raced through my mind.

If she used the knitting needle method, did she and her friends shove it up their vaginas themselves?

Did a friend help? 

Was there a doctor who did it?

I wished I’d asked, but at the time, it seemed so inappropriate. I could not imagine how I would have gotten the words out my mouth. And as loving as my grandmother was, could I have assaulted her privacy beyond her remark about the “knitting needle” solution?

I believed my grandmother. Her friends had to have some way to control reproduction, because most had two or a maximum of three children. They would cluck at foreigners and Catholics, whom they said “bred like bunnies.” I can’t imagine all those Victorian ladies’ husbands going for years without sex. One or two, maybe, but certainly not all.

Thus, when my grandmother referred to the “knitting needle” method of birth control, I was equally shocked that she said it in the same way that she would have said, “It’s time for bed” or “What will we have for dinner tonight?”

Unmarried sex was somehow not all right, but abortion, when necessary, was.

I am now older than my grandmother was when we had the “knitting needle” conversation, and it still shocks me for the casualness of it and the acceptance of something that seems outside the strict spoken moral tone of the time, never mind the legal.

The more I researched this book, the more I became aware that although there was so much talk about abortion being totally unacceptable, it was a solution for millions of women.