
HANS-PETER
STEINER
HANS-PETER LOOKED around the table.
In his best imagination he couldn’t have imagined this night. He couldn’t have imagined
that Margo would have agreed to come with him to Sweden.
He couldn’t have imagined
how pleasant and fun the ride from Stuttgart to Malmö would be.
And he couldn’t have
imagined how well she would get along with his old friends Kai and Bridget Lundgren.
Kai was a professor at
Lund University where he was the lead archeologist at the dig. They had met at the
winter meeting of the Viking Society of Northern Research ten years before.
Together they had
proposed the documentary to BBC. Together they were working on a book. And now
together they were having a roast chicken meal prepared by Bridget, Kai’s wife,
a professional translator and writer with her own reputation.
“I hope the rain stops
for you.” Bridget offered a chicken leg to Hans-Peter. They had eaten together
enough to know that Hans-Peter was a dark meat person where she and Kai were
light.
Before Hans-Peter could
take the plate, Bridget grabbed it to add potatoes and peas.
“We can move up some of
the interviews if not,” Hans-Peter said.
“You might have been
better to wait until the sun stays until it doesn’t set so early,” Bridget
served Kai then herself.
“Finn was free now,”
Hans-Peter said. Finn Macdonald was a stereotype of either an Irishman or Scot
with his red hair and beard. His mother was Irish, his father Scottish. Both professors
had worked with him before and respected his work as a director.
“I asked him to join us
tonight, but he said he need to set up the indoor shots,” Kai said. “Be
prepared for a great desert, Chocolate Sticky Cake, which I bought at the bageri.
Karl, the baker, and I went to school together. He was my neighbor and a
real artist working in flour, sugar.”
The four left the table
and went to the living room. Although the furniture was simple and clean cut,
the walls were all filled with bookshelves.
Bridget was right about
the cake. First, they talked as a foursome then the men switched to talk of the
next few days shooting. Bridget and Margo fell into a conversation about their
work.
Bridget brought out four beers
in four glass mugs on a tray. “This is Sweden’s best beer.”
Hans-Peter glanced over
at his ex-wife’s face and felt relief that she seemed to be enjoying herself.
Normally when she was relaxed, she would pull her legs under herself, an
impossibility with a cast.
His worries that Margo
would be bored were put to rest. In an attempt to include her, he said, “I
should tell you about Margo’s cursed ring.”
“I don’t really believe
in curses,” Margo said.
“It’s a family ring
handed down through her late mother to the youngest daughter. Every time she
wears it something bad happens. Not big things, little things like a flat tire
or an appliance breaking down.” Or the last time she wore it. . . ” Hans-Peter
let the pause speak for itself and he pointed to Margo’s crutches and cast “. .
. she tripped. It was during her exhibition.”
“But I fell so
gracefully. Maybe it helped with sales. Anyway, it has to be coincidences,”
Margo said. “I never knew my great-grandmother and why would she put a curse on
future granddaughters?”
Kai took a drink of his
beer. “Even if I don’t believe either, almost all societies have some form of
curse which can be a simple swear of damn you or include some deity that people
think is real and who will do bad things to those they want to curse.”
Hans-Peter remembered
when they were first married Margo would whisper when they were going home
after an evening with his colleagues, “I can’t stand all this Viking, Viking,
Viking stuff.” Now sitting with this kind, generous, intelligent couple, she looked
as if she were having a good time. A shiver of contentment ran through his
body. It surprised him. No, it amazed him.
Kai stood up to light the
fire in the ceramic stove which was already filled with logs and rolled paper.
With minutes the slight chill disappeared.
He sat and leaned forward
with his hands on his knees. “I don’t believe in curses either, but they do
appear in our literature, our sagas. They make a great story on a cool night
after a good meal. Let me tell you a story of an ancient curse.”
“Once upon a time,” Kai
began. Sagas don’t really start like that, but it makes the story better. It’s
a leftover from our childhood when we expect the once upon a time opening. That
once upon a time could have been in the 10th century although some
scholars say 13th.”
Bridget rolled her eyes. “Is
that the one I translated five years ago?”
“One and the same.”
It’s about an
Icelandic named Thorleifr. Boy was he wealthy.
Margo couldn’t resist.
“Okay, how did they measure wealth in the 10th century?”
Kai didn’t seem to mind
the interruption. “I suppose by the size and number of homes, many of which
were underground. Or number of goats? Not in cryptocurrency like the current
U.S. President. Maybe a subject for a future doctoral dissertation. I’ll
suggest it to the next student I mentor. Maybe you could suggest it to one of
yours H-P.”
Hans-Peter just shrugged.
Kai took a deep breath
and continued.
Some sources say that
his mother gave birth to him and his twin brother while she was tending to
sheep.
“Maybe his wealth was in
sheep.” Kai took another sip of beer.
When Thorleifr was
still young he went to Norway. Big mistake. Maybe he wasn’t diplomatic enough
because he pissed off Jarl Hákon.
Hans-Peter could see how
much Kai was enjoying telling the story.
It may have been
trading rights. No different than countries fighting over treaties today. “Margo, Jarl means of the nobility
or king. Jarl Hákon was also called Hákon The Bad.”
Whatever
Thorleifr did to annoy Hákon, be it trading rights or something else the jarl
burned Thorleifr’s ships and killed his men. Luckily Thorfeifr escaped to
Denmark where he became a skald.
Before Kai
could mansplain to Margo she said, “I know that skald means poet.”
After
several years and looking very different he returned to Norway. He was welcomed
as a skald into Hákon’s court.
Kai leaned
forward. “This is where it becomes interesting.”
Thorfleifr
offers to recite poetry for Hákon, who accepts. Instead, he throws insult after
insult at the Jarl.
Kai lowers
his voice to a whisper.
The
lights go out, but when they come on again, the Jarl is scratching all over his
body as if fleas have attacked him. Worse, he had lost his hair.”
“I
guess, Margo, the curse on your ring wasn’t as powerful as Thorfleilf’s
poetry.”
“Thank
goodness,” Margo laughed.