Yet another

Philippe Noiret Has Quit the Stage…

Was one of the obituaries headlines on the actor’s death. The other was “The French Cinema Cries for Noiret.”

I began once again to wonder if I were famous and when I died, what they could use: Here’s the latest ideas.

Nelson’s Friends Don’t Have to Think of Penguin Gifts Anymore
Nelson’s Pen Has Run Out of Ink

But my favourite so far is Nelson est fermée son ordinateur
Nelson has closed her computer.