Ants report attack

CHEMIN DU PORT Corsier--a major attack, even a holocaust was reported by a group of ants.

Early Sunday morning a group decided to eat at the green Kitty Kat Kafé when
suddenly the entire restaurant was swooped up.

Survivors tales differ. Some report being hurled along but could see the
ground below. Others say all they could see was blue sky above and then they were in a green cave filled with compost.

"I was terrified," reported one of the survivors.

"However, where we were left isn't so bad," said another.

A second group of ants, said they were merely scoping out the area. They had found a small, square metal container with good food inside and it was near a very comfortable cloth when a huge blue cloth stomp stomp stomp killed many of them. Some rushed to the big silver basin only to be washed away by a flash flood.

Aaron Ant, Community Leader could no,t be reached for comment. He has said to have survived.

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