I'll never wear a brand

I will never be seen with a brand name on my body.

If I buy a brand name anything I will remove the brand or hide it.

One friend, whose husband believed in brands as a way to make himself more important, cut one alligator off an old shirt and sewed it over another alligator on a newer shirt. He was not happy when he saw the copulating crocodiles.

Now if any brands would pay me to be a billboard for them, yes I would wear them.

Did the alligators get the last laugh? I hope so.