David and Sharon

My Outlook box is full of adverts I don't want.

I get offers addressed to Dear Sharon or Dear David including information, there is an inheritance waiting for me from a long lost uncle.

Much of what I get is so poorly written it would be hard to even imagine that it might be serious.

I did not believe my friend Mary had her wallet stolen in Wales and needed me to send her money. When I read the email she was sitting in front of me.

I suppose I should be grateful that the spammers are incompetent, but still there are people who fall for it.

In the meantime, Sharon on David, if you're reading this, there's an inheritance waiting for you. If you contact them ask them to stop sending me stuff.