Spam

My spam used to be all about Viagra, university degrees, cheap mortgage loans, and a chance to bank money from some African who had inherited but needed a temporary place for his loot to rest, etc. 

When empty my spam box these days, I noticed I've been upgraded and getting spam from Jennifer Anniston, Oprah, Anne Hathaway.

Didn't open those spam either. if Anniston, Oprah or Hathaway want to talk to me, let them drop by the house. I'll give them tea and cookies.