To get new house keys, my house mate wanted recipients to do something creative. Son No. 1 earned his key with this submission.
Key Short Story:
This is the story of a honkey tonkey boy from Kentuckey who
was very keyne on visiting the Florida Keys.
To this effect he purchased a donkey, some turkey jerkey,
and chocolate chip cookeys that were chunkey for his journey.
When the boy finally arrived he met the keyper of the everglades
whose name was Joe and Joe was living by a den of crankey alligators.
This curious boy asked Joe: Is it true that alligators are
stickey?
Joe answered: Malarkey! Go down to the den, keyp calm, don’t
get into any monkey business with the alligators and see for yourself.
Even though it was riskey and somewhat trickey, the boy went
down to the den to touch an alligator. The boy was a little shakey, friskey and
not to cockey but in the end he was luckey because the alligator let him keyp
all his pinkeys.
The boy thought to himself : okey dokey, that wasn’t stickey,
maybe a little ickey but definitely not stickey.
After that experience Joe took the boy out to water skey and
brought him to Disney where they met Mickey. The boy was very happy and a
little weary after a long day so they went back to Joe’s house to watch a game
of hockey with two keytties on their laps. The boy ate a keylo of keywis and
Joe drank a shitload of Whiskey!
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