Friday, January 03, 2014

Revenge

Hunny Bunny: We need to help Petite Cougar.

Herr Hare: How? Scooby doesn't have any money. Remember it was all stolen and he's out of work.

Hunny Bunny: I don't believe it. He's got royalties. His programs are still on television.

Herr Hare: I suppose it depends on his contract.

Hunny Bunny: We need to put a spell on him to get him to pay up.

Herr Hare: Sometimes you come up with the craziest ideas. (pause while he thinks)
How? We don't know how to cast a spell.

Hunny Bunny: How, how, how. You're like all men. You don't pay any attention. Remember Rick gave D-L a book of spells and a voodoo doll for Christmas?

Herr Hare: I forgot. It didn't make any sense to me, that gift.

Hunny Bunny: She was to use it against marketers who interrupt her writing by telephone.

Herr Hare: hmmmmmm She does go ballistic when the phone rings. Other than that she's really a calm person.

Hunny Bunny: Let's see if there's anything in the book about fathers who refuse to pay pup support.



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