Trump and Canada

 

Part I

10 Reasons that Canada should become the 51st State.

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Part II The US should become become part of Canada

Mark Carney should contact Trump and tell him Canada will absorb the U.S.

Divide the U.S. into provinces

1. Northeast

2. Middle Atlantic States

3. Southern States

4. Midwest including the Dakotas

5. The West

6. The Pacific Coast

7. Disband the American government and lead the new country by parliament.

Part III Undo Trump actions

1. Rename the Gulf of America as the Gulf of Mexico

2. Rehire all people fired by the Trump administration and have them work with their counterparts to in Canada taking the best from both countries.

3. Combine the military under Canadian leadership

Part IV Truth verification, etc.

 This is for the transition

1. Require all news media to ring a bell whenever Trump lies starting now.

2. Drum roll whenever Trump claims victimhood for himself and/or the U.S. starting now.

3. Trumpet whenever use the words horrible, terrible, DEI, waste, fraud, Musk.

4. Repair White House lawn from the day it was turned into a car lot. 

5. Forbid anyone who was part of the Trump administration from serving in the new North American Government.