Wednesday, April 01, 2015

What did they say again

Pink Rabbit: Howdy!

Blue Rabbit: Howdy!

Herr Hare: Bonjour!

Hunny Bunny: Bonjour! (whisper to HH) Qui sont-ils?

Herr Hare: Aucune idée.

Blue Rabbit: We just flew in from Texas. Glad to meet y'all?

Herr Hare: Y'all? Je ne comprends pas un mot de ce qu'ils disent. Ce est comme ils ont marbres dans leur bouche.

Hunny Bunny: Bienvenue chez nous. Welcome. Herr, we better switch to English, I think that's what they are speaking.

Pink Rabbit: Kinda like this place. We could be mighty comfortable here. Heard y'all have a lot of fun from that darn dawg, Scooby. What a guy.

Herr Hare: Oh, Oh,  Nous devons conseiller Petite Cougar tout de suite

 



This doesn't hurt me as much as it hurts you

Petite Cougar: I don't care if spanking is illegal. Whoever wrote the law didn't have a kid that is always running away.

Scooby II: (thinking) I hear Rick is going to be travelling later this month. I'll pretend to be good until then. Maybe if I stow away in DL's things, no one will notice.)


Tuesday, March 31, 2015

geezer lit



There's chick lit, kiddie lit and now geezer lit.

I've long thought older people (read over 50 and up) don't get a fair shake in books.

I like young love stories, but so many of the people that I know of the troiséme age, as the French call it, are not sitting around home rocking away. They are out visiting exotic places, finding new careers or at least hobbies that they are passionate about.

The woman who is the heart and soul of the Geneva Writers Group is 80 and still going as strong if not stronger than ever before.

We can't forget Granny D who at 94 walked 2,300+ miles to call attention to the need for campaign reform.

Grandma Moses painted over 1,500 canvases in the last three decades of her life -- she died at 101.

So in geezer lit we can have people doing stuff that is interesting..

There's a geezerlit.com web site.

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A week of laughs

It's been a week of laughs with J. here. Be it writing sessions with L., tapas at a local restaurant, doing chores, café sitting, watching a movie about Iceland, or reading in different rooms every minute has been a pleasure.

One of our goals, if vacations need goals, was to get through a season of The Good Wife. We didn't quite make it, but we did enjoy boiled garlic, olives, fois gras, fresh bread, local cheeses, local sausage and champagne.

And even if we didn't finish the DVDs before she has to go home (sigh), there's always the future promise of Good Wife Festivals in Geneva.

There is something so wonderful about good friends.

Monday, March 30, 2015

The unbanked and Jubilee



Many credit unions and especially the World Council of Credit Unions (WOCCU) work with the unbanked, those people who are so poor, that banks have no interest in their measly little collection of pennies, if that.

When organizations like Jubilee, which does some wonderful work among the poor, came out for FATCA with the mistaken notions of what it is and what it does, they had no idea FATCA was threatening 7 million American expats around the world who can no longer bank where they live and have to make horrible choices such as moving back to the US, losing power over all their funds, closing their businesses, losing their homes. I suspect they did not understand the implications. No moral organization would put so many people in jeopardy.


However, right now seven million Americans, those that live overseas, are in danger of being unbanked as well.

Why?

FATCA, the Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act.

Congress was convinced that some $120 billion in taxes is not being collected from expats. That figure has never been verified. It has become gospel. Like the number of expats who have renounced and are not listed in the official State Department figures, it is very likely bogus. Math experts more competent with numbers than I figure it is impossible.

The US and Eritrea are the only two countries that tax citizens for everything they earn no matter where it was earned, no matter that is has already been taxed where they live. Although there is an exemption for earned income, unemployment, capital gains, pensions, insurance payments are double taxed.

Expats spend several thousands each year to make sure they are in compliance. A large majority end up not owing US taxes at all because all their income is salary. Expats pay taxes where they live so despite the claims about no double taxation, that too is a myth.

Expats are also expected to file FBars, reporting their overseas bank accounts. The fine for not doing it is 50% per year not filed. Thus, if there's an account with $30,000 and the person hasn't filed for five years because they never heard of it (which is why all expats should use highly trained accountants who know the ever changing US requirements) Their penalty would be $75,000. Few expats can afford that despite the myth they are all rich.

Banks around the world are closing accounts of American expats. They are calling in mortgages. Those expats with spouses who are not American can sign everything over their spouse to have access indirectly to banking. People are scrounging around trying to pay mortgages in full that are being called.

Only dual citizens can renounce and the question is when not if when a group of duals are together. They are afraid of their birth country which has the power to destroy them for all the wrong reasons.


Sunday, March 29, 2015

Once upon a time

There was a pot that lived on a ledge. It had a beautiful plant, which made the pot very proud of how beautiful he looked. But during the winter,  the plant died.

The pot was very, very lonely. The other pots on the patio lived way, way below. Because they were sheltered from the cold, they still had plants.

The pot was jealous.

Then there were days and days of rain. The pot was so unhappy. Not only was he alone, but he was wet and cold.

But one day the pot woke up and felt something was a little different. At first he thought it was just because it had stopped raining. Then he realised.

He wasn't alone.

A baby mushroom had moved in.

A few days later, one of the branches in the pot decided to keep the little mushroom company.

The pot no longer felt alone and he was happy once again.

A human flash



"Language is a flash of human spirit." I was in bed this morning, the sun shining outside my window on the patio flowers, well aware that the time had changed last night and it was an hour earlier than my body said it was.

I'm helping a non-writer (although he writes well) with his memoirs. I've insisted he get and read Lee Gutkind on creative non fiction. I did a workshop with Gutkind years ago and he has influenced my fiction writing as well as my non-fiction ever since. I wanted to make sure I reinforced Gutkind's message on our next draft.

As a writer I never stop trying to perfect my craft.

Thus with the sentence "Language is a flash of human spirit," I went "oooohhhh yes."

On the other hand, writing is more than a flash. Words are building blocks that can be taken down, rearranged, discarded or added as needed. Unlike the spoken word, they stay for the writer and any number of readers to examine. They might be read or not. Like the spoken word, they too can disappear with the shredding of a paper, a coffee spill or a finger on the delete key.

Words have power in either form to make us laugh, cry, change. They can be ignored, but never can we be truly human without them. 


Saturday, March 28, 2015

Another wordsmith.

http://viewsfromeverywhere.blogspot.ch/  

My housemate blogged her experience about joining my writer friend and me for one of our weekly or more free-write sessions. We had enjoyed a breakfast at La Noisette after taking up our customary position in the window on the right so we could see our targets/victims/bodies. 

When the Tramontane isn't blowing and the temperature is high, we might be found at any of the tables outside, but this day was too cold.

She explains how we select the topic and the fun is seeing how three people take the same subject and what they do with it and reproduced our three exercises.


My housemate edits my work and very well, too. 

She says she isn't a writer. 

She's wrong. 

She can write which doesn't surprise me because she's good with words in three languages.

If you can read the three stories about the woman in the raincoat and scarf leaving the church after early morning mass.

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Why I love him

Robert Browning wrote, "How do I love thee, let me count the ways."

One of the biggest surprises of my life is my love for this man, not because he's handsome, although he is, but for who he is.

My friends were skeptical.  After all, I was passionately single, not even wanting a date. 

Then I introduced this man, an American for God's sake and worse a Texan. Right or wrong, the European image of Texans are those whose speech is not understandable and they are ignorant religious nuts and crazy conservatives that make even the European far right look liberal.

He won them over almost instantly with his warmth and charm...and they could understand him when he talked (maybe because he grew up in New York and didn't have that drawl that Europeans swear they can't understand). He has developed a circle of friends quickly from many different nationalities.

Now let's begin the count.

1. He has a great sense of humor. Our landlady upstairs says it makes her happy just to listen to our frequent laughter.

2. He's kind. He is always willing to help someone from animal feeding, flower watering, trips hither and yon or whatever is called for. He carries heavy parcels for the mamies which have them telling me how wonderful he is.

3. He's intelligent and can hold his own with everyone we've met: diplomats, artists, writers, economists, historians, secretaries, doctors, engineers, mamies (although the French/Catalan can be a challenge), teachers, etc.Although his French has a long way to go, he does contribute to the conversations and my friends say his accent is much, much, much better than mine.

4. He's creative not just in writing but in our daily life. I loved how he took the Scooby game with my daughter and expanded it and because of him it was expanded to others that we know. He is creative in discovering fun things to do. He's creative in finding solutions to those daily glitches.

5. He understands that I would rather go to the dentist than go to a shopping mall. He will do it for me. Of course, I have to accept what he buys.

6. He's willing to try things at least once. In fact, if it is physical trying he's braver than me.I'm happy to cheer him on from the sidelines.

7. He likes our new no pussyfooting rule. We can tell each other everything even the hard stuff.

8. We don't fight. We negotiate in such a way that neither of us feels as if we have lost.

9. His work is fascinating. I love listening when he interviews people. Not only is he good at it, I learn so much about what he does. I also see the respect he has in his field and it makes me proud even if I had nothing to do with his success. He is modest about how good he is.

10. He loves history and is willing, if not the one to stop before me, to read all those historical plaques. He loves historical research as much as I do.

11. He loves museums. Also theater, movies and concerts.

12. He loves to explore the places we go, be it a big city with interesting little alley ways, small towns, or nature. We always find something besides the normal touristy things.

13. He will coming running in to get me to share a sunset or wake me up to watch a sunrise over the sea.

14. He is in love with Canigou. I love watching him get so excited about its snowy peaks. He will climb it this summer. When he gets back we need to ride to Ceret to see the cherry blossoms along the route with Canigou in the background.

15. He doesn't care about things and certainly has no interest in keeping up with the neighbors and, like me, thinks a logo is okay to have if the company pays us to be an advertising billboard for them. 

16. He is learning to cook.

I reason I was so passionately single, I didn't think a relationship like this was possible. Built on mutual respect and making sure we are there for each and helping each attain what we want. 

For a woman who would look at couples, happy and unhappy and be grateful that I wasn't in a couple relationship, this is shocking but in the best sense possible.

About the only problem we have is my single friends, hold us up as the fairy tale ending. I'm not worried about letting them down, but it is a reminder of how incredibly lucky I am.

I could go on and on and on, but I'll stop. 

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The Good Wife Festival

My housemate J. is down from Geneva for a week. We get along incredibly well sharing some things, going off on our own for others no matter where we are in the world. We've been thru three of the DVDs already.

The week will include good food at home and out, café sits, a film on Iceland that will let us relive that wonderful holiday we shared, writing exercises with a friend, seeing other mutual friends, marché ambles, walks, etc.

But the best part is our own private Good Wife festival. For years we've gotten into DVD series to watch at the end of the day. It was many, many months ago that we finished a season. J. ordered the next season but between our travels, we've never been able to see it together.

So, Thursday night she arrived complete with the last season out.

Last night, we were ready helped by snacks of foix gras, local cheeses and champagne. Nibbles are a part of our DVD nights, although they can include shrimp, popcorn, veggies with or without hummus, crackers, nuts, flutes, soup or whatever seems right at the moment. 

The couch was comfortable, the DVD worked (we have a multi-zone which are almost impossible to get) and we caught up on Alicia, Will, Diane, etc.

More fun and DVDs to come over the next few days with or without champagne.

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Friday, March 27, 2015

Not again

How many little stickie things do you need for an EKG...?

I'm still finding them on my body this morning after a day in the hospital.

Once again I was knocked down by a spasming esophagus, scaring all those around me. The pain is unbearable and there's always the fear of a heart attack. I've been doing this off and on since I was pregnant with Llara but there were years between attacks. Now they come more often.

For people like Julia, it's ho hum we'll take her to emergency just to make sure it's not a heart attack. One of my attacks we really appreciated because the doctor that came to the house (yes this is not uncommon in Europe) made George Clooney look unattractive in comparison.

Only yesterday when the attack hit I was at the florist to buy welcoming flowers for Julia, who was on a train down here for a few days of relaxation. The last time she was down here was for support on the death of a friend.

I barely made it to the doctor's surgery and he called an ambulance in case.

I realised that no one would know where I was. He called a friend who said she'd meet me at the hospital. She could also call my landlord and let her know Julia was coming in.

Like all attacks, a bit of TNT makes it go away but that had to be postponed to not mask the symptoms.

Love the French health care system even with Swiss insurance.

My friend arrived. She had her iPad and we listened to a BBC4 with Bryan Stevenson, a truly remarkable civil rights activist. EKGs, and two blood tests, several hours a part and I was told, "Pas de problème avec votre coeur."

"Je vous aime," I told the doctor and added that I was happily married.

We went home with a beautiful pink-streaked night sky highlighting snow-capped Canigou.

Julia had arrived.

My landlady had made wonderful fish soup with salmon and shrimp. She had fruit for dessert.

There was one good part.

When my age was given the ambulance driver and the nurse opened their eyes wide.

They thought I looked much too young to be 72.

There has to be an easier way to get a compliment.

Petite Cougar directs

Petite Cougar was directing a sing-along. At first I thought "How cute!"

Then I listened to the words.


Scooby you're going to get it.
You've run away

Scooby you're going to get it.
Grounded 100 days

Scooby you're going to get it
Bad boy you'll pay and pay


I imagine when he gets back from Dallas, he'll be greeted by the animal chorus.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

The book I didn't write.

Then I applied to Glamorgan University in Wales for my masters in Creative Writing, I was thinking of a historical novel.

Having read about the possibility to the (non) Virgin Queen having a child by Robert Dudley, I planned to write that little girl's biography. However, learning that the market was not good for historical novels, I switched to what would become The Card, a story about two women friends who shared the events of the past year through a single line of the same Christmas card sent back and forth.

Browsing our library for something to read I saw The Queen's Bastard, among Rick's books. Maxwell wrote the book I didn't. Good for her.