The animal story goes back at least from 2003 as part of a game my daughter and I played.
Rick and J picked up on it and over the years it has grown. This the latest installment.
Scoob 2: I've called this meeting because we have a crisis.
Scoob 2: My mother had a date. He gave her a brownie. A BROWNIE and TEA.
Honey Bunny: Well why shouldn't she? After all your father deserted her in 2013.
Scoob 2: But if she gets involved with someone, they will never get back together.
Shamrock the trans-gendered Boston lobster: I wasn't there at the time, but from what I've heard, he was a scum bag and hasn't sent one cent.
Scoob 2: But I met him when I went to Boston. He was nice to me.
Herr Hare: Anyone can be nice for an afternoon. Grow up. Let your mom be happy.