Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Dear NSA, CIA
Dear NSA, CIA...
I haven't written for a long time because I figure you can monitor me thru my laptop. Why should I take the trouble to tell you what you already know.
You must have missed me for about 12 days because I left my laptop at home while I was traveling. I only have a dumb phone which I usually can't find and didn't take with me either although that wouldn't have been much help to you.
When I came back from holiday, I discovered from the news that CIA can watch me thru the TV. There was the rumor about microwaves being able to monitor me, but I don't believe that.
By now you know that we are awaiting a new decoder for our TV. Maybe you assumed that was why there was no activity when we were away.
Once the TV is plugged in again, I think my husband and I will make love. We hope that a couple of wrinklies doing it on the couch in front of the TV will gross you out.
P.S. NSA---how do you like my hair now that it has grown out?
Posted by DL NELSON at 2:34 PM