Kitchen Games

The house has a new game called redesign the kitchen. Last night the three of us kept offering suggestions from sliding doors, reducing the double sink to a sink and a half, blocking off the door to the garden, reducing the number of cabinets, increasing the number of cabinets. Would BBC send a crew over to film us for one their design shows? Will we create a new book 1001 Nights of Kitchen Planning? If we make a decision will be go through with it not wanting to interrupt the design fantasies?