FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Women Politicians to Solve Men's Health Issues
Washington, D.C.-- Women politicians from both sides of the aisle in the House and the Senate to study prostrate problems in men.
Only women will be on the committee, because as the chairman said, "We can best determine what men will need."
Testifying will be oncologists Dr. Ruth Ainsworth and Dr. Ainsley Sampson and urologists Dr. Gina Masterson and Dr. Ann Sanderson.
They will discuss how a bad prostrates feels, prostrate problems and sex, pee pee problems from the male point of view.
Questions (from women only) can be sent directly to the committee chairman via their government office address.