Sunday, July 20, 2014

He has many talents...

My husband does have many talents.
  • He's a great journalist and a good overall writer
  • He's a good gardener
  • He's handy around the house with tools
  • He's considerate and loving
  • He makes great breakfasts and is beginning to add other good dishes to his culinary repertoire
  • He's funny
  • He's helpful to all the ladies and sometimes men in the village and in Geneva
  • He's creative and much, much more.
One would never consider him violent

UNLESS



A fly crosses his vision.

His eyes will narrow.

His hands quiver

And he'll stalk that fly until the insect is no more.

His kill rate on the first attempt is close to 97.9 percent.

Flies beware. Stay away from here.

Oh and the same goes for mosquitoes.


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