The hand under the bed

People have warned Rick that being married to a mystery writer should keep him on his toes. After all, I've disposed of many a person in my books.

Yesterday we were joking about our under bed storage. "For all I know, you could put a body under the bed," I said.

This morning I was making the bed.

"ARKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was a hand sticking out.

A closer inspection and it turned out to be the antlers of Rick's moose golf club covers.