Dear Naughty, Naughty NSA...
It is not nice to spy on French presidents. But France, you're naughty too increasing your surveillance laws.
To the French...voulez-vous que je parle et écris en français plus de faire vos travaux plus facile que vous nous espionner ????
To the NSA...I'm sure most of you are uni-lingual so ifI know the CIA greatly reduced its multi-lingual people several years back. Thus if we just write and speak in French it will make your work harder.
By the way, NSA you aren't really all that good at stopping USA terrorists are you?
And if any terrorist is reading this you'd be really dumb to communicate through any online channels. I suggest you learn smoke signals.